krankies

Husband and wife team. Husband likes wife to dress up as a pre-pubescent boy and then sit in his lap. Amazingly this is all done in public and for the entertainment of children.

Husband pushed wife off a ladder whilst in panto in Milton Keynes and she landed on her heed. This was not part of the act, but after 25 years in the industry they finally got a laugh. She was permanantly disabled.

The Krankies are, in fact, Ian and Jeanette McSporran, a married couple from Aberdeen.

by Karen Wilkinson June 1, 2006

krankies

Scottish "comedy" duo who were actually husband and wife. Apparently pretended to be brothers although wee Jimmy was no more than 10 and his brother was well into his mid 40s at best. This means their mum would've had to have had the older one at 15 and wee Jimmy when she was in her 50s. No wonder he was always acting up, she probably couldn't control him.

The Krankies are about as funny as stepping on a turd.

by Luke Morris June 1, 2006

Whackin' the Krakin

Masturbating. To masturbate.

To release the krakin, when by krakin you mean your penis.

Tod: Hey Joe, were you just whackin' the krakin in the bathroom?

Joe: No.

by Krakin Whaker June 16, 2010

Who do I look like Kreskin?

Kreskin=famous mind reader

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Krakios

The True God of SPEED

I heard That Krakios is faster than B3's Mom in the Bedroom!

by SPEEEEEED February 13, 2021

Krasimir

A fat guy who likes memes.
Really thicc but have really large penis.

Guy:Wow Krasimir is thicc!
Another guy:No he is CHUNGY!

by Bob the billioner October 13, 2020

John Krasinski

The hottest guy on television and one of the stars of The Office. Great actor, ridiculously funny AND he went to Brown so he must be pretty smart!

Me: Oh my god John Krasinski is so hot!

Naive Friend: Who?

Me: I hate you.

by i will marry john krasinski someday October 23, 2007