You Gouda Be Kidding Me

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Just Kidding Rowling

Nickname used to make fun of J.K. Rowling and annoy Pottertards who defend Rowling's failings as a writer using the "It's a just children's book!" excuse, even though Rowling herself stated that the last books in the series were aimed at older readers.

What was thinking Just Kidding Rowling when she wrote that awful epilogue!?

by Andre_h February 16, 2010

You're kidding me!

A phrase to use when you refuse to believe something

Ashton: I just bought Apple Company!
Iman: ''You're Kidding Me!''

by Ksbsjsjohebsn November 26, 2020

just kidding

when you actually meant what you said but want to cover it up so that the other person doesnt get offended,you use the word 'just kidding'.

Laura:John you seem be a messy person.
John:what?
Laura:Just kidding.You are a great person to be with.

by Ananya Sharma April 30, 2016

you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

just kidding

shit people say when they mean to say nevermind

Jack: The cafeteria's got burgers today.

Jack: Oh, just kidding, it's fucking salad.

by awbiscuits September 19, 2016

Keddingtons

A very dangerous group of garlic eating, comfrey drinking, goat riding MMA fighters. Keddington's are highly unpredictable, and should be handled with extreme caution. Consult your psychiatrist before associating with Keddingtons, and be sure to purchase life insurance. Avoid direct contact, as Keddingtons may cause severe shoulder irritation.

The Keddingtons lit me on fire once.

by Ketatlas April 17, 2015