Kestil

A Fatass who loves roblox sex

My technique better than kestil's

by RobloxEsexxer69 March 27, 2022

Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.

Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes

by Fred March 30, 2004

Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

by Beffy June 13, 2007

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.

Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

by skippingsloth April 27, 2015

Kalestix

South East English hip hop group made up of Evol, Jetic, Shorin and Sanginga.

Songs such as They Think I'm Dead, Arrogance, Deal Or No Deal and Killa Stroke.

www.myspace.com/kalestix

Man 1: Yo, you checked out Kalestix?
Man 2: No but I've heard a lot about them
Man 1: Yeah man, you should cop their albums and mixtapes they up for free uploads... gunna be big man
Man 2: Yeah I heard

by spodle February 8, 2008

kleptoflameiac

A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.

"Give me back my spark you kleptoflameiac!"

by Johnny Leatherlungs March 1, 2009