karma

Karma in simple words "is getting what you give" or reaping what you sow. There's good and bad karma but i think for you or anybody to really feel the effects of karma has to know what is right from wrong and people have a different ways of thinking and values. What might be right may be wrong to someone else, this is why life is confusing the negative force in the world cause us to question our purpose and why we are here if God is so good why do bad things have to happen. You can prevent bad karma by not associating with bad people or people who provoke you, because their toxicity can cause you to take it out on someone else usually someone that they feel is weak or if you are kindhearted person who doesn't have the heart to hurt someone it can drive you crazy slowly but surely to the point you'll lose it or think of suicide when it gets to be too much but most people turn to drugs or something else as an alternative to just ending their life. I would know cause if you stoop to their level and you know better you can bring bad on yourself. My mother toxicity caused me severe stress. And hanging around bad people you will begin to mimick them and do the things they do. So mediate, and be peaceful, and resilent but still stand up for yourself. You have to learn how to control your tongue and and anger, never fall prey to that eye for an eye trap. Your life will always be in a shaky state

John spit on a guy because the man called him a punk when he could have walked away so the next day someone spit in his face because John refused to talk to him when he said hello to him that's karma

by nhadsu August 30, 2012

Karmaval

When you have a particularly crappy day with no plans so you and a friend drive aimlessly and happen upon a local carnival. It is the worlds way of repaying you for the useless awful day you just had. Karma is giving you a Carnival.

Alicia: Why are there so many cars parked near that church?
Patty: I don't know... wait I see lights. OMG it is a carnival!
Alicia: I bet they have $1.50 Hot Dogs!!
Patty: And look! They have a giant slide!
Alicia: Wow! And to think we were just going to run around Wal Mart!
Patty: I know! Thank God for Karmaval!

by hotdawgs12 August 7, 2009

karmas on her period

when something undeservingly bad happens to you.

if you step in dog shit after you help an old lady across the street then karmas on her period.

by grindingnemo August 30, 2010

Karmacinoma

A case of cancer bestowed upon a person, by the universe, in retribution for being an asshole. The severity, prognosis, and degree of suffering endured by the deserving victim are in direct proportion to the scale and egregiousness of the victim's history of being an asshole. The majority of cases are not terminal, suggesting that universe intends these cases to be painful and expensive wake-up calls for the affected assholes. In terminal cases of Karmacinoma, it appears that the universe is unleashing its oncogenic wrath as a means of purging the most flagrant assholes from society.

Upon contracting Karmacinoma, no acts of contrition, apologies, or promises to modify behavior have been shown to mitigate the severity or duration of the disease. In cases where the victim survives the illness, such acts and sustained follow-though on them have been shown to extend remission, often indefinitely. Recurrent cases of Karmacinoma carry a 100% terminal prognosis, a clear indication that the universe does not appreciate disregard of a clear and intended wake-up call.

Research has concluded that there is some minimum threshold of being an asshole that must be exceeded before the universe metes out its malignant vengeance on a target victim, suggesting that the universe tolerates some level of asshole behavior. This finding is supported by the empirical observation that every single person is an asshole occasionally, yet not everyone has cancer.

Halpert: Hey, Pam, I just heard that Michael Scott was diagnosed with cancer.
Beesly: Yea, it's bad, Jim. They're saying it's terminal.
Halpert: Any word on what kind of cancer?
Beesly: Stage 4 Karmacinoma.
Halpert: It figures. That guy was such a major asshole.

by Clark F. Kent December 6, 2019

Karmatically

It is a word used to say that Shawn is wrong or incorrect.

Shawn: "My life is karmatically correct!"
Person 1: "You're just saying that you are wrong or incorrect"

by Bluebxrrii September 3, 2023

nail karma

The act of looking for and picking up nails, screws, and other sharp objects when walking near or on streets and alleys, so as to help prevent oneself and others from getting flat tires. For best results, track your progress by keeping all found nails, screws, etc. in a jar.

I used to get a lot of flat tires until I discovered nail karma. I have two jars full of nails I've found!

by tomhartung September 21, 2009

autocorrect karma

When you type something into you smart phone that autocorrects into your true feelings.

Text 1 : Hey guys, would you rather spend your holidays
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?

Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"

by Gronkage March 24, 2016