Kiwi

A nickname for a very beautiful girl, over a ten, who has brown or dark skin and very long natural hair.

A nickname for a very beautiful girl who can sing and reach high pitched notes such as the kiwi bird.

Stephan: Damn, there's hella sexy women in this club tonite!
Pete: Yeah, but I got my eye on the kiwi over there!
Stephan: That's what's up. I was checking her out too.

Jessica: I hate that girl! She thinks she's all that!
Valerie: Why do you say that?!
Jessica: 'Cause she can sing and hit those Mariah Carey notes. Bitch is a kiwi!

by JooJooBeez April 13, 2009

Kiwi

colloquial name for the New Zealand dollar.

The Kiwi is up one cent against the greenback.

by lcmortensen June 7, 2010

Kiwi

A papillon puppy. Was going to grow up and have a good life, but instead, a fucking ugly fat man killed her. Poor thing...Rest in peace Kiwi, I will always love you :(

Kiwi, is now in heaven having a great afterlife.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Kiwi

Slang term usually used by New Zealanders. This word means New Zealander.

"Im a kiwi and we invented pavlova"

by Kiwi #1 May 11, 2014

Kiwi

A guy from a guild on Windrunner, named Kris Halabalooza, who likes to insert his penis into sheep, and girls who are really men

Hey hala who are you always being a kiwi and banging sheep men?

by kekdreamwhisper October 3, 2009

Kiwi

More or less discretly getting your balls out of your pants by the zipper opening.

Great for holiday pictures.

- Hey Bobby, look at my kiwi in front of the Grand Canyon !

by MisterKiwi November 4, 2016

Kiwi

a hairy chode

that guy I hooked up with last night had a kiwi it was so gross

by softmilkshake December 17, 2017