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Sam Kitching

The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member
God is that “Sam Kitching” swear he’s eaten all the curry
by Pp poo March 13, 2022
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kitch

Kitches are often peoples bottom bitches they survive through forging desperate half arsed friendships with the same people who call them a nonce when their backs turned their reputations are often for short adulterous relationships which by some account they enter in with ease though they have the effect of leaving the other person despising them they are characterised mainly by their large head 0.5 inch penis their paedophilic behaviour around peoples sisters and their ugly ass voice
Oh No! Dont Worry, Everyone Hates Kitch

Kitch: "What Does Your Body Want"?
by Jefflikesmeff January 3, 2021
mugGet the kitchmug.

Kitches

Kids who act like little bitches. Kid+bitches = kitches
Why did my son invite a bunch of little kitches to his birthday party?
by Dianeandhannah June 24, 2017
mugGet the Kitchesmug.

Kitch

A word made up by KallMeKris referring to a Karen being crazy.
This woman who is yelling for the manager is being a real big kitch.
by Sunflower_718 February 29, 2024
mugGet the Kitchmug.

Kitch

Someone who thinks there bad but is a straight weapon and when pressured buy ops they flop it. Act like there a leader but in reality is a straight up sheep and is a dickhead to most people.
Shut the fuck up bruv, your a kitch
by Dick223 June 11, 2019
mugGet the Kitchmug.

Kitch

A kitch is a Karen bitch.
by Leftfield44 November 13, 2021
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Kitches

It’s a combo of Karen and B*tches
THESE DARN KITCHES ARE SO ANNOYING, GODAMNIT
by Toastkitty November 24, 2021
mugGet the Kitchesmug.

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