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Kirkland Casbah

A large, unorganized meal consisting of snacks and junk food eaten immediately after coming home from a trip to Costco.
Judy: Me and Paul had a Kirkland Casbah last weekend, and now my handlebars are coming back!
Alicia: Aw damn that sucks lol
by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021
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Kirkland

The Republic of Kirkland. Home to the land of the Charlie Kirks.
The Republic of Kirkland is home to the Charlie Kirks, an ethnic group iconic for having the facial features of Charlie Kirk.
by archiveduser12262025 December 16, 2025
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Kirkland trunktini

(1) The name for a "Signature Cocktail" when "chicken juice" from your Costco chicken in (now anyway) a bag (it's only juices from the bagged chicken the clamshell hard plastic does not make the same thing.) gets on the floor of your trunk and add a splash of vodka and you have your "Signature Cocktail".

(2) Having sexual relations with yourself or someone else on a returned used mattress behind, or in a trash storage area of Costco.
Pass me some of that Kirkland Trunktini, so I'm drunk enough to have Kirkland Trunktini.
by physco219 June 19, 2024
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Kirkland supreme

The act of starting your car, letting it get to peak running temp and fucking the tail pipe after getting Kirkland supreme gas. Afterwards having your partner perform felatio.
Yeah after my Costco run this weekend the wife gave me the ol Kirkland supreme.... the tail pipe was still hot
by The Foundation May 14, 2025
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Psychological Levon Kirkland

When something seems so certain but it is in fact the opposite, just like how it seems impossible to watch 300 lb. linebacker Levon Kirkland be one of the fastest players on the field.
Loh: Do you think it's weird I bring more clothes on a trip than my girlfriend?

Brett: Brosef, you've been a Psychological Levon Kirkland since the day I found out you suffer from Sports PTSD from your 4 sports teams AND have been to 75 Taylor Swift concerts in 6 continents.

David: Seriously, you only shower twice a week, eat Mac and cheese out of the pot, but know all of Tay's songs backwards and forwards. You have a super odd Brofile.

Loh: PTSLAD? She transcends traditional pop culture norms and her music just speaks to me.

David: Ok, We're Done Here.
by Mike109999 February 17, 2026
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