Mop The Closet

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.
Did you just see that slob mop the closet?
by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019
mugGet the Mop The Closetmug.

Jimmy Kirkland

That dude who gets you all fucked up and then comes to stand by you
Yo, i just got the Jimmy Kirkland from Jimmy Kirkland.
by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019
mugGet the Jimmy Kirklandmug.

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