Mop The Closet

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.
Did you just see that slob mop the closet?
by HeyComeOverByMe September 02, 2019
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Jimmy Kirkland

That dude who gets you all fucked up and then comes to stand by you
Yo, i just got the Jimmy Kirkland from Jimmy Kirkland.
by HeyComeOverByMe September 02, 2019
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