Plaid dress worn by
Scottish fairies, particularly hairdressers, fashion designers, penis addicts, and fans of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Typically worn with those cute little knee-high pantyhose & a shirt tied in a knot just above the belly. Allows the
Scottish queers to quickly pick out an accommodating
anus in a crowd.
All the
guys came over last night in their kilts & we
drank Guinness (at room temperature - ugh!) and watched reruns of Sex & the City. Then we blew each other, with Seamus enjoying the
bukkake.