Kiley

A girl who cares about everyone one around her. She cries a lot but doesn't tell anyone because she doesn’t want them to feel bad for her. She goes through a lot at home but acts like everything is fine all the time because she doesn’t want people feeling sorry for her. She is outgoing and tries her best to keep a smile on her face and everybody else’s. She doesn’t really have anyone close to her that she talks to about everything, and she prefers to be alone then with other people. She acts happy, but is really broken.

Did you hear about Kiley crying in the hall way? Yea I was surprised to.

by Kiley Workman June 4, 2019

Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

by ax949 October 9, 2003

killdozer

An instrument of justice weilded by the righteous against the wicked and any hardware stores they happen to own.

Granby, Colorado was completely reamed by the killdozer on June 4th, in the Year of Our Lord 2004.

by Burt Felk June 4, 2004

curiosity killed the cat

An expression some guy I used to hu with would say. Implying that curiosity can hurt you....he was weird guy.

Tod: isn’t she a freshly? how old is she?
Z: Ya know what they say, curiosity killed the cat.

by kickrocks August 16, 2020

killdit

The act of owning a situation; completion of race; finishing a rigorous workout; getting a promotion; being awesome.

A viral hashtag of people being epic. #killdit

Guy 1: How about that game last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, they killdit.

Guy 1: Did you just see that girl walk by? (hot girl)
Guy 2: Yeah, she killdit.

Finishing a yummy steak. (Picture of 20oz. Steak) #killdit

by mr_niceguy April 3, 2013

Kiley

A girl who is just an amazing person. She has an awesome personality and makes an amazing friend. She is smart, funny, and loves to make people smile/laugh. She is the best friend a person could ever ask for. She would do anything for those she cares about.

Guy1: Damn. That girl is awesome, funny, and smart.
Guy2: Yea, she's such a Kiley.

by jake from state farm1214 April 6, 2013

killdest

The most killed person.

"This guy is going to be the most killdest guy in the WHOLE GALAXY UNIVERSE FOREVER INFINITY!"

by Not_jack March 25, 2018