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Kindling

When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.
Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.
by MisterPicklesss July 2, 2019
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You Gouda Be Kidding Me

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Just Kidding Rowling

Nickname used to make fun of J.K. Rowling and annoy Pottertards who defend Rowling's failings as a writer using the "It's a just children's book!" excuse, even though Rowling herself stated that the last books in the series were aimed at older readers.
What was thinking Just Kidding Rowling when she wrote that awful epilogue!?
by Andre_h February 16, 2010
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You're kidding me!

A phrase to use when you refuse to believe something
Ashton: I just bought Apple Company!
Iman: ''You're Kidding Me!''
by Ksbsjsjohebsn November 26, 2020
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Kidling

a child.
young girl.
longing for love.
lives life and wants to always be happy.
Aw look at that kidling.
by s3love May 11, 2009
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just kidding

when you actually meant what you said but want to cover it up so that the other person doesnt get offended,you use the word 'just kidding'.
Laura:John you seem be a messy person.
John:what?
Laura:Just kidding.You are a great person to be with.
by Ananya Sharma April 30, 2016
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you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.
Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...
by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009
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