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Kickstand

Another name for purple drank, aka lean. Has the ability to make you feel low and overall slumped af.
Guy 1: Bruh I'm tryna get faded af tonight.
Guy 2: Shii if you want, we can sip on that kickstand?
Guy 1: BET
by kingslayer1234 February 19, 2020
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Kickstand

Used a lot in rapper Baby Keem’s album, “DIE FOR MY BITCH,” this is a term used by him to describe a groupie, but can be used to talk about someone you casually hook up with.
Baby Keem: “I had a kickstand last year but she ain’t really love me”
You, the listener: “Damn, that shit was fire.”
by LeJovination June 19, 2025
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Al Qaeda Kickstand

When a suicide bomber accidentally detonates explosive device, during action of getting his dirty terrorist penis serviced glory hole style......in a local shithole bar restroom.
"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.
by Seezar Sewickley April 24, 2018
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Flip The Kickstand

To get hard before going to bed so you don’t fall out of bed
Person 1: “dude, I roll out of bed in my sleep sometimes”.

Person 2: “dude, Just flip the kickstand”.
by MouazThenAndNow June 14, 2025
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Turkish Kickstand

When a man lays on his back in his Jail Cell, throws his legs up adjacent to the wall, and starts choking his chicken until he splooges all over himself.
I couldn’t sleep last night because of my bunkie, so I Turkish kickstand’d until i was able to go to sleep!
by Jon Jeremy April 18, 2025
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kickstand colonic

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019
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Polish KickStand

when fucking a girl on your knees and one leg goes off to the side, foot down for better leverage and re adjustment purposes
Polish Kickstand

could be off the edge of the bed onto the floor while the other knee is on the bed

Sometimes the initial position when penetrating
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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