KFC

The PeTA said that the main ingredient in KFC chicken is cruelty. Cruelty must taste goddamn good.

I've never had better-tasting cruelty before.

by Solarity June 24, 2005

The KFC

You spread crumbs on a condom, deep fry it and then use it to penetrate the woman, screaming "ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD" as you ejaculate. The woman MUST nibble off the crumbs and ejaculate from the condom before the act can be approved by the "Colonel in the corner" who is a man dressed as the KFC Colonel who stands in the corner of the room masturbating (optional).

"Hey Danny, how'd the KFC go last night?"
"What do you mean Alex? You were the colonel in the corner!"

by TheOGWaifu May 8, 2019

KFC

A Black man's catnip

Look at him. He loves it! Just like it said in the encyclopedia!

Dave Chappelle about KFC

by slomebokie March 1, 2008

KFC

A brand of chicken with a "secret recipe". Not sure why they're allowed a secret recipe but everyone else is legally obliged to print it on the side of the packaging.

Ref: KFC Futurama "Benders Big Score"

"I found the Colonel's secret recipe: Chicken, grease, salt"

by mrpugh July 2, 2008

KFC

Kentucky Fried Children.

Comes With Coleslaw.

by Megan November 7, 2004

KFC

When you forgot to log-off your facebook and someone grabs your computer/phone and makes a status update reference to KFC.

Smellin' Like KFC

Saluting The Colonel

by Ginger Slayer April 8, 2012

KFC

a place where mainly black people go, but the kfc man is white. is that a oxymoron?

kfc kicks ass and tastes good as hell

by pimp daddy dollars January 21, 2005