by Solarity June 09, 2005
You spread crumbs on a condom, deep fry it and then use it to penetrate the woman, screaming "ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD" as you ejaculate. The woman MUST nibble off the crumbs and ejaculate from the condom before the act can be approved by the "Colonel in the corner" who is a man dressed as the KFC Colonel who stands in the corner of the room masturbating (optional).
"Hey Danny, how'd the KFC go last night?"
"What do you mean Alex? You were the colonel in the corner!"
"What do you mean Alex? You were the colonel in the corner!"
by TheOGWaifu May 08, 2019
by slomebokie February 29, 2008
A brand of chicken with a "secret recipe". Not sure why they're allowed a secret recipe but everyone else is legally obliged to print it on the side of the packaging.
by mrpugh July 11, 2008
When you forgot to log-off your facebook and someone grabs your computer/phone and makes a status update reference to KFC.
by Ginger Slayer February 15, 2012
by pimp daddy dollars January 21, 2005