Kelson

A person who has a very high self consciousness, most of the time secretly depressed yet hides it perfectly. A Kelson has a secret that no knows that they'll gladly die before saying it. They are strong, clever, act dumb, and usually quite lay back. You will often find one laying down relaxing as often as they can. A Kelson will always tell you their fine when it comes to emotions, except when they experience death, and even then they very rarely cry.

"Kelson's depressed, look at him he's perfectly fine."

"They're falling asleep in the grass at this time, jeez they're such a Kelson."

"Kelson said that he's alright, but is that true?"

by Fenris November 26, 2018

Kelowna

(Ke'low'na) Also known as K-Town

Kelowna is a growing city resting on the edge of the Okanagan Lake.

Party Mecca for Canadian teens. But has a big problem with: Wiggers, Natives, and Crystle Meth.

Zach: Hey Chad lets go get our drink on and our fuck on.
Chad: Yeah Zach I'm thinking we hit up Kelowna.
Zach: Kelowna it is! As long as we don't lost in Rutland again and get stuck smoking Crystle Meth.

by Zachary Jilg January 6, 2009

Kelton

A man, usually brunette, with hazel eyes. Extremely faithful, and an overall good person. Gets angered easily.

"Woah, is he ok?"

"Yea, he's just pulling a Kelton"

by la., November 15, 2009

kellow

someone who thinks they're really hardcore.

Adam: Check him out. He's solid.
Dave: Totally, he's as hard as titanium.
Steve: He's a kellow.

by shnix January 7, 2008

Kelpohydra

A common, house-hold fly.

That stupid kelpohydra is buzzing around my head again. ARGHH!

by Jorgecion Guillermo May 17, 2006

kelmy

a guy who is hot sexy ass fuck usally black he gets horny quick he would date a mexican girl with straight brown hair meduim size and he has a big dick

hey bro

what up puto
i heard kelmy made her choke

hmm i beht she enjoyed that dick

by kelmy December 3, 2019

Kelso high school

Kelso is a school full of sluts, drug dealers, furrys and genuinely weird ass people. Then there is your popularity contest and your preppy bitches. And your athletes . Most kids vape in the bathroom. Dailey fights. Teachers don’t actually teach we watch videos to learn. Our test scores suck. Andddd our bathrooms are always locked

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”

Me: “a shit hole”

by Grannysmokes January 24, 2020