Kallum

kallum.A kallum is a fat person with an incredible small penis.He will try to go for a girl but they will only date him out of pity.

kallum is lonely

by A random swede October 31, 2019

Kellym

People with this name are assholes.

Kellym : *jabs me*
Me : What an asshole.

by ohmygodimtrying November 27, 2018

Kinky kallum

Kinky kallums are gay and have no friends they think they are so popular but they arent

Look at kinky KALLUM hes skinny lonely and gay

by YOURDADISAJIHAD October 25, 2019

Kallum Weston

A small tubby schooligan who thinks he's the lot, when really his 4ft dad could do him let alone a 7ft Millwall animal.

Kallum Weston is not a hooligan

by GHSURBANDICTION March 12, 2019

Keilum

Guys with this name have kind heart, are very generous and endlessly loving. He will support you whenever it's needed in the best way he can, offering good advice and a shoulder to cry on. He's one of those people that can turn anything into an adventure and no matter where you go it'll be fun just because he's there. He's charmingly funny and a selfless lover, he doesn't play games just be careful if you like fast relies. If a Keilum falls for you, you'll have a your own team of two, ready for anything.

"who's that over there?"
"that's Keilum, he's a keeper."

by ediepie123 February 7, 2020

Kallum Rauze

some crackhead making vlogs and cooking like a pothead who have inhaled the entire packet of ramen seasoning

boy: bro have you watched his videos, the kallum Rauze
girl: dahm bruh he is some fucking donkey cooking at 1 am
boy: upload more bruh

by communistmario6942096420 October 1, 2021

Kallum finished reed

Kallum- A very finished man that has no friends and looks like a dead ting with no hairline

person 1: “ew who’s that”
person 2: “that’s a kallum finished reed he’s finished i know”

by hehehexoxo November 22, 2021