Keelen

A very handsome person; Has many talents and is very athletic; Strong funny personality; Very loving; Very protective; Strong sexual connection; Puts others before him; Strives for profection; Works hard; Doesn't give up; Smart; Great with kids; Overall a great person.

"Man I wish Keelen would just marry me."

by That guy 52 March 11, 2013

keeler special

make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close

Mark- "Hey Billy, I saw you with that girl at that party, you fuck her?"

Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."

by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010

keezle

Money, also spelled keezel

Ey, you got my keezle ??

by El T January 29, 2008

keeley-jade

derives from the ancients word 'chelik yad'meaning the most beautiful object in the universe.

i really want keeley-jade

by itsyouradmirer November 30, 2010

Max Keeble Syndrome

When an individual knows they are moving to another town or city, and thus begins acting in a uninhibited manner with disregard for future consequences .

Based on the plot of the 2001 film "Max Keeble's Big Move"

Dude , ever since Victor found out he's moving to Mexico he's been hollering at all the bitches. I think he got Max Keeble syndrome.

by gidzilla June 15, 2017

finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

by polo November 29, 2004

Keeley

Someone you eat sushi on top of a car with while watching the sunset

"Bro, I started a cult with Keeley, and now we're gonna steal jewelry for our etsy store!"

by I'm not alex April 29, 2019