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kancho

1) a game played by Japanese school children under the age of 12 where they poke their finger(s) in an unsuspecting ass.

2) repeated pings or probes by hackers on the Internet seeking unauthorized access to a computer.
1) "I just saw an American exchange school teacher jump 3 feet in the air when some Japanese school boy kancho'd him."

2) "I installed a firewall on the Internet connection. I'm tired of having every hacker kancho'ing me."
by Dibabear September 3, 2005
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Kachow

Another word used to describe a beating, or the act of hurting someone.
“If she keeps acting up I’m gonna kachow her.”
by Yeetmachinee September 20, 2019
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Karchoomiploo

To playfully bump your friend in the shoulder hard or soft while saying Karchoomiploo after
Hey bro *bumps shoulder* KARCHOOMIPLOO!
by The Karchoomiploo Kids June 13, 2018
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Kachoo

When the deodorant can says 48 hours but you drink it in 8 minutes
ME: drinks deodorant
ME: I AM KACHOOOOOOOO!
by BigGazza101 December 9, 2019
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kancho

A popular game played among Japanese schoolchildren that involves the invasion of personal space. One child puts his/her hands in a double hand probe formation and scouts out the right time to strike a fellow classmate. Once ready the child brings their hands back and thrusts it up their anal/chode area. Yes, girls and boys included. The objective is to push the person upwards or inflict pain in the general region. This does not cause any injury whatsoever.
boy 1: look girl 1 is bending over to pick up her pencil!
boy 2: wanna go Kancho her?
*boy 1 and boy 2 look at eachother*
boy 1: Me frist!
boy 2: no me!
*both end up on the ground*
boy 1 and boy 2: AYYYYYYYY!!!1
*girl 1 smiles at them and walks away*
by Fesho January 18, 2017
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ketchonnaise

Ketchonnaise is a difficult recipe to follow for the most delicious sauce imaginable. Its a combination of Ketchup and mayonnaise. One must play around with the mayo and ketchup levels to find the perfect Ketchonnaise consistency. Some may call it Mayup. This is a slag term, similar to "mayo", and should not be formally used.
-Hey man, I dont know what to put on my sandwich. I can't choose which sauce to use, Mayo or ketchup.

-I got some pre-made Ketchonnaise in the fridge, bro. SO good.
by JamesJC April 13, 2010
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Kachow

ADEN SAID “KACHOW” AND GOT SEND TO AN ALTERNATE SCHOOL

ADEN IS FUCKING INNOCENT HE DID NOTHING WRONG
by 6969pussyslayer6969 April 25, 2019
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