Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

Kardashawhore

The proper last name of the Kardashian sister whores who, in an incredible leap of backward evolution, actually have less brain cells and more ass cells than our cavemen ancestors.

Amazingly, in a country that celebrates such moronic inbreds, they are known as celebrities. Well...at least black men seem to like them. Everyone else thinks they're disgusting.

"Hey man, do you think Kim Kardashian is hot?"

"No. I hate that Kardashawhore. I'm white dude!"

"Oh yeah. What about Taylor Lautner?"

"That's a guy dude."

by Future328 October 5, 2009

Kaked

When you have been caught doing something, even though you tried as hard as you could to not get caught

I told him I was going to sleep, so I wouldn’t have to talk to him anymore. Then I viewed his snap story, Ive been kaked.

by CBRea November 25, 2017

Horse Kim Kardashian

A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.

Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?

by StressTree December 12, 2022

Kaeden

An adorably cute guy. Extremely calm; doesn't let people get on his nerves. A quiet person until you get to know him. Often times drifts off into his own world. Lots of fun to be around. One of the most unique and random guys you will ever have the pleasure of getting to know. Determined; always willing to do what has beat others. Plays a lot of video games. A little anti- social; only likes to be with few people, usually close friends. A sweet and charming young man. Very much enjoys cookies.

Sarah: "Look at him just sitting there, he's so cute"
Angela: "I know...he's such a Kaeden"

by biteme121 July 3, 2011

Kardashian

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

That kardashian thinks she's better than everyone else.

by Dix Enormous September 7, 2013

Kim Kardashian

Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.

She also says the following:

Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy

I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.

- Kim Kardashian

by Rpgluvr13 June 26, 2017