Karate Mom

A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.

Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!

Yeah, she's a karate mom!

by TwinsHappenTwice May 3, 2011

karate kid law

When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.

Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.

by JoeShroe February 27, 2017

Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

karate chop in session

1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.

I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.

by godsp33d August 24, 2009

Karate Breath

(adj); used to describe someone whose breath stinks like hot ass on a warm day.

"Hey kid, do you know Karate?"

"No, why?"

"'Cause your breath is kicking!"

"e.g.-Karate Breath"

by Cold Coda September 1, 2009

Karate water

More affectionate term for brandy and coke. Brandy and coke is know to bring out the more aggressive side of many individuals.

Johnny got into a fight at the club last night after consuming karate water all night.

by Bloble October 6, 2011

karate kid

One of the best movies of all time. Directed by John Avildsen, this 1984 drama centers around a displaced youth who seeks self-defense training from an aged maintenance man named Mister Miyagi to defend himself in a Karate Tournament against a San Fernando Valley biker gang. Most of the movie was made on location throughout the San Fernando Valley in 1983.

The Karate Kid is one of the most well-known dramas of the 1980s.

by [e-mail] September 12, 2007