karate kid

A poem by Jane Yolen, about the Japanese Kung Fu is not about fighting or bullying. It's about strong empowerment.

Original poem:
I am wind
I am wall
I am wave

I rise, I fall
I am crane
In lofty flight

Training that
I need not fight

I am tiger
I am tree
I am flower
I am knee
I am elbow
I am hands
Taught to do
The heart's commands

Not to bully
Not to fight
Dragon left
And leopard right
Wind and wave
Tree and flower
Chop

Kick

Peace

Power

"that karate kid poem is so amazing! It had a really good meaning! "

by theteennet January 7, 2017

Karate Chop

When you feel offended, you take your hand and chop it into any random part of the enemies body and yell "KARATE CHOP!" Or just, "CHOP!"

When your friends stomach growls, it is a perfect oppurtunity to KARATE CHOP their stomach.

"If you karate chop me, then I'll karate block you, if you karate block my karate chop, then I'll karate chop your karate block"

by Faye May 1, 2005

Cum Karate

When a man pulls out to cum on his partner and she swings both arms at the same time. One deflecting the cum shot and the other slapping your dick out of the way then simultaneously slapping you in the chest with you own semen (karate like sounds optional)

I tried to give her a surprise facial last night but instead she hit me with "Cum Karate"

by ABE Bridges January 3, 2011

Karate Hat

The headwear that karate practitioners wear when they're getting serious. The karate hat is placed upon their head and tightened to the highest degree.

Example: Ryu from Street Fighter wears a karate hat to show that he's always serious and ready to throw down.

Ryu Raichu wears his karate hat with his food buddy Kevin when they take on the world.

by OG_Duckboi May 23, 2019

Karate Joe

woooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh super cool man from rhythm heaven wwwwwwwwoaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhh

erock: heyy man whats your favorite song from rhythm heaven
katamar: broo obviously struck by the rain, you know, the one with karate joe in it

by k4t4m4r1 June 13, 2021

Krager

A puss filled scab on the taint of a male prostitute

I was gonna let Michael blow me until I saw the giant krager on his taint when he bent over.

by Kimboslicekitty January 17, 2023

Karmageddon

When there is so much karma due, that there is no need for a battle between good and evil. Karma just comes in and sweeps the evil ones off the planet.

Too many people doing too much evil. Time for karmageddon.

by Pissed at evil doers November 12, 2013