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Kamala Harris 

Aka: The first female president, other than that one president's wife.(go on, Google it or something!)
A: Have you heard of Kamala Harris?
B: You mean that slayqueen?
A: Of course.
D: I support Donald Trump.
B: (whispers) I will be guilty of murder by 11 pm.

(By the way, C was racist and sexist.)

kamala harris 

“who’s the 23rd president?”
kamala harris, duh”

Kamala Harris 

No, she's got the charisma of a turnip. Can't articulate a cogent point on literally any topic. She literally started the war in Ukraine with her own mouth by going there and announcing that they were inviting Ukraine into Nato. If she didn't know they weren't allowed to join Nato she's incompetent. If she DID know then she deliberately started a war.
Hym "Kamala Harris couldn't even beat Tulsi Gabbard. Out of all of the democratic candidates she was the least popular candidate. The only reason you were even able to win the last election is that you were allowed to watch the tallying of votes in real time and then just continue sending votes in, AFTER THE DEADLINE, until you won. A combination of a soft deadline and priming your autistic viewers into believing Trump is an existential threat. You just aren't going to win. You're not going to win against them. You aren't going to win against me. And you are all going to suffer the consequences of doing this to me and (beyond that) I am going to MAXIMIZE THOSE CONSEQUENCES TO THE EXTREME!"
Kamala Harris by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Kamala Harris 

The first black female Vice-President of the United States and Democratic Nominee for the 2024 presidential election.
Kamala Harris by Nikoboy August 9, 2024

Kamala Harris 

Kamala Harris is Obama's puppet.
Kamala Harris by ehnowthen August 20, 2024

Kamala Harris 

The least talented person to ever run for President.
Don: Hey, do you know how Kamala Harris got to where she is?
Joe: Plagiarism?
Bill: Favors for Powerful Men?
Barry: Identity Politics?
George: Lying to the Public?
Don: Yes!
Kamala Harris by HonestyKing3 October 24, 2024