Kaider

The Ship for Kai and Cinder in the Lunar Chronicles.

Me: Yo do you ship Kaider?

Friend: What the heck is that?

Me: Are you ready for this conversation? ._.

by winterhayleblackburn April 5, 2019

kazer

kazer is le most amazing person. He is so talented and funny and wonderful and an amazing friend to all. he has le best personality and is soooo stunning even if he thinks he is not. you are truly lucky if you have kazer as your friend!!

KAZERRRRRRRRR

by K AT IEEE April 11, 2021

Von Kaiser

The act of becoming a boxing coach and getting your dick punched in by a 9 year old you teach.

"He got Von Kaiser'd!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022

kaiser soze

A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

Rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

by Boyan September 11, 2006

kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

Ikea Kaiser

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006