cunt kabob

A group of annoying women congregated in one place.

"Waiter, could you tell the cunt kabob at the bar to shut the hell up?"

by pseuodowho January 8, 2014

black kabob

A white woman who is constantly having sex with black men.

God, Sydney has become just a black kabob since she started hanging out with Kimani.

by Kevin Rightfield March 7, 2014

Kid Kabob

When you stick a large pointy object out the window of your car while going more than 45 mph through a school zone to make a kabob of FUCKIN CHILDREN.

Hey did you see that guy who made a kid kabob on the news last night

by Mr. Fister Resister November 19, 2019

Mattsch-kabob

1 guy sits on hard dick then second guy gets hard and continually stacks more people until it looks like a human kabob

Omg look at that awesome mattsch-kabob.

Or

"Omg Aaron, should complete this mattsch-kabob with 4 other men"

by Alizabethkaydence April 19, 2018

kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

by kaptain kernel September 15, 2016

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019

Flaming kabob

Fellatio following the ingestion of a capsaicin containing substance

Damn bitch, what did you eat? You just gave me a flaming Kabob!

by Kaboob January 26, 2022