karber

Man without rizz. Gets no women. A karber is a lonely man who spends his whole life looking for love. He will only ever find men. He is often ginger. And has one incredibly handsome ginger friend.

Oh that man is such a karber, what a loser.

When a karber walks in, all the women disappear.

by Geeham June 4, 2023

kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

by robert liu May 19, 2003

kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

by chodie May 19, 2003

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003

kalbert

A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?

in the locker room: "Hey look man, jimmy's got a kalbert!"

by Kirk Alberts (Kalbert research Foudnation) May 25, 2003

Kabberz

a 5'2 Zambian black man who has large puffy hair, who also sweats fortnite but is pretty shit at everything else.

person 1: look its kabberz
person 2: yes its a 5'2 Zambian black man who has large puffy hair, who also sweats fortnite but is pretty shit at everything else.

by antoknoli January 30, 2022

kabbeldin

A very rarely used English word meaning better than amazing, but not quite perfect. Died out in 1792 due to people criticizing it's use in everyday language. Not to be confused with the romanian term "Kabbel Din."

James: Wow!! you did so kabbeldin at that concert last night!
Peter: Wow man, thanks. You did pretty kabbeldin too.

by Deep dish pizza February 28, 2014