kabbalah

The insane, irrational & contradictory babblings spat forth from the foaming mouths of Jewish mystics.

Much beloved of celebrities and others persons of weak character who delude themselves into believing that following the current trendy zeitgeist imparts upon them some degree of depth and/or personal philosophy.

Kabbalah makes scientology look rational

by big\Al October 22, 2004

Kabbalah

You can't be Christian or Jewish and participate in the occult because it is forbidden by God.

Kabbalah is occultic mumbo jumbo!

I wouldn't want to go against the will of god.

by God is not the author of consfusion. March 15, 2005

Kabbalah

A lame ass sect of an ancient religion characterized by the sluttiest most popular people studying it. Real Jews call them Faux-jew and don't invite them over for Sader.

Paris Hilton studied Kabbalah for a week but the excommincated her for being too slutty and stupid, it's ok now she's studing scientology.

by Falliokiosaurus Rex May 16, 2005

Kabbalah

Toilet Paper.

see butt wipe

Oy vey we're out of Kabbalah,pass me that Koran.

by ass-strologers... March 24, 2005

Kabbalah

The Satanic Verses. - - - -

The original Satanic bible.

It's about as holy as a oujia board.

by fuck off with this shit you Chaldean hippies March 23, 2005

Kabbalah

neo-gnostic book of pornography which Hitler used to masturbate to

doubles well as toilet paper

by it's evil March 23, 2005

Kabbalywood

What you get when you mix fake Kabballah and Hollywood.

OMG! Brittany Spears and Madonna are so Kabbalywood!

by landfish July 31, 2009