kill me now... 

That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!

“Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.

kill me now... by THEIRONY December 12, 2017

Kill me with a katana 

literally just slice me up with a katana

(large sword)

"kill me with a katana" first gained popularity when @theregankennedy went to school and wanted to die but didn't want to say "kill my self"

often used in awkward situations or when you just wanna die

"girl your bf was hitting me up last night, y'all still a ting?" "oh fuck! kill me with a katana!"

Kill me with a katana by ferdakatanalmao April 15, 2017

Kill Me Please 

When you are really embarrassed about something you say kill me please.

Person A- Oh my God he just saw you do that!

Person B- OMG KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!

Kill Me Please by Imthatonegirl December 22, 2014

kill me now this is boring 

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

kill me now this is boring by 4player May 27, 2008

Kill Me Now 

Something cringeworthy, a person says that.

Just kill me now, furries, really?

Kill Me Now by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018

Kill me karaoke 

At a party or karaoke bar and when the person,is so talentless and you feel like your ears are bleeding;because it's so unbearable.

"Terrible singing at parties,sororities,fraternities and birthday parties".This is a real kill me karaoke moment.

Kill me karaoke by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018

Kill me tonight! 

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

Kill me tonight! by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018