Swag Jutsu 

Its a Jutsu that makes your swag Level increase by 99. Only the best master can use it and Increase the swag from other persons drastically.

You are captured in the SWAG Jutsu

Swag Jutsu by Saint Alexandrus March 15, 2021

Expansion jutsu 

Your in bed with a girl and when you are about to cum you scream the loudest you can expansion jutsu and you squeeze all your fingers in her asshole and rip it apart and then cum in her asshole

Man i did expansion jutsu on a hooker last night

Expansion jutsu by Lenman1 January 19, 2021

Fire Phoenix Jutsu 

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.

Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'

Fire Phoenix Jutsu by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021

Mud Wall Jutsu 

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.

Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."

Mud Wall Jutsu by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021

Shadow Possession Jutsu 

When Shikamaru actually does something

Shikamaru does nothing and says its a drag,

Shikamaru sees your mom
SHADOW POSSESSION JUTSU!!!

Shadow Possession Jutsu by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021

chris brown no jutsu 

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence

Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally

chris brown no jutsu by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022

dab jutsu 

Doing the famous dance move know as the dab, crossing the opisute hand over the other, replicating Jutsu symbols from Naruto.

Yo, hit that dab jutsu

dab jutsu by Necchia September 20, 2016