A sexy beast with a big cock.
Luca Jonitz has the world's biggest cock.
by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019
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To be a Juanita, takes practice.
To know and love a Juanita, is absolutely self gratifying.
To have had sexual relations with a Juanita ..IS PRICELESS!!
To know and love a Juanita, is absolutely self gratifying.
To have had sexual relations with a Juanita ..IS PRICELESS!!
by Only4ureyes February 3, 2010
Get the Juanita mug.Jonila has an unhealthy obsession with toads, frogs and rats. She is incredibly creative and a really talented artist, if she trys to deny it just know she is lying. She is shy when you first talk to her but when she warms up to you she is the purist most wholesome human ever. She is the second most adorable living thing, the first most adorable thing is her cat which can never be beaten on the adorable living things tier list. She’s a bit of a weeb but a cool one. If you find one in the wild make sure to treasure her, Jonila's are very rare to come by.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
by anotherreallycoolperson June 10, 2020
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Get the Joni Stratton mug.Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
by Merk Red July 30, 2008
Get the Joning mug.Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen to her, you'd wonder on why people like Britney Spears and Avril Lavinge are still making music.
by KyLe March 24, 2005
Get the Joni Mitchell mug.A play on words, also known as a homophone, involving the name Juan and the word 'one' or any other word which creates the 'wha' sound, i.e. one=Juan.
Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada
Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada
Examples of Juanism(s);
juanderful, juan on juan, buy juan get juan free, two for the price of juan, the Juan and only, juant not waste not,...you get the idea.
juanderful, juan on juan, buy juan get juan free, two for the price of juan, the Juan and only, juant not waste not,...you get the idea.
by Ro Pie January 26, 2007
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