Creeper Jumped

It is when a creeper confronts you when you are in a situation that makes you vulnerable to a creeper attack .

A girl is tying her shoes, and an old fugly creeper comes up to her and talks about all the times that he saw her at the gym and wants her number.

After the confrontation, she goes to her friend to tell her the story and says "omg, I was totally creeper jumped today"

by kirby05 April 22, 2009

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

Jumped-up

Over inflated ego showing arrogance. Not someone with people skills.

That jumped-up arrogant tool Spencer has no people skills.

by Chilli-Burbs August 17, 2012

Jumped Off The Porch

Finally Deciding To Break The Law

Awe Man , Rodney Jumped Off The Porch

by quackerflack April 22, 2021

Jumped in my Grave

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.

Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!

by BT3100 April 23, 2010

Jumped To Hyperspace

1. When you, a friend, or whatever leave a place in a hurry; mostly to avoid someone, something, or avoid getting caught.

Upon seeing the cops coming toward his house, Sam ran outside and Jumped To Hyperspace.

by Venator1229 October 19, 2010

Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.

by Jstring June 3, 2016