Jumped in my Grave 

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.

Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!

Jumped in my Grave by BT3100 April 23, 2010

Jumped To Hyperspace 

1. When you, a friend, or whatever leave a place in a hurry; mostly to avoid someone, something, or avoid getting caught.

Upon seeing the cops coming toward his house, Sam ran outside and Jumped To Hyperspace.

Jumped To Hyperspace by Venator1229 October 19, 2010

Jumped a Claim 

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.

Jumped a Claim by Jstring June 3, 2016

Jumped by flavors 

Occurs when one comsumes an abundant and diverse amonut of flavors at once. The mulitiude of flavors consumed will be tasted one after another, almost like reciving multiple punches from multiple people.

I shouldn’t have ate 4 jelly beans at once. I’ve been jumped by flavors.

Jumped by flavors by mcmajuicebox7 February 4, 2018

Jumped the curve 

When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.

Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.

Dude #2: Ayeee!

Jumped the curve by Gotcha_T February 6, 2018

jumped vagina

the dangerous pointy sharp tip of a penis is getting inserted into your vagina as sexual assault

feeling : a tiger tearing a deer up

dude , i have a jumped vagina. kevin G's penis is reallly rough...

jumped vagina by OHHKEVING! November 22, 2010

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat 

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat by Danarky May 14, 2003