jukester

one who jukes: in the sense of the new form, to dis, or in extreme cases, annoyingly pwn.

i am such a jukester- I just juked that kid by squirting water in his face. JUKED!

by The Jukesta June 21, 2008

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

juned

the act of getting your advances rejected by a girl harder than any girl has ever rejected you before. Having your hopes of going out with a girl crushed by that girl harder than an elephant can crush a cockroach. present tense "jun" other forms: jun'd.

Aileen juned the crap out of me when I asked her out, now I just want to die.
Of course you got juned by that hot girl; Have you seen yourself in the mirror?

by Edwin Mosquera March 8, 2005

Jukebox Money

Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".

I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

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Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.

by Reppin' Latvia November 23, 2010

JUNED'YA!

the act of being pranked, getting one pulled over on you, the art of subtle trickery in a sly yet hysterical fashion.

using the expression "JUNED'YA!" must at all times be accompanied by a hand motion that resembles making a finger gun consisting of the pointer and thumb, the thumb being the trigger and a wink (but only if your feeling EXTRA annoying).

COPYWRITTEN in SCRANTON, PENNSYLVANIA by JANIE LYNN KAVULICH & KELLY BRIDGETTE HART.

ROOMATE 1: dude, how did i get sugar in my bed?

ROOMATE 2: JUNED'YA!!!!! ;)

by jlkavulich February 22, 2011

Jukeboxing

A term used for amateur DJs who constantly play one track after another without mixing or blending.

This DJ isn't even trying to mix his tracks. He's jukeboxing throwing the crowd off rhythm.

by BruhDuhMan November 3, 2013

Jupednator

A human figure who possesses godly powers and is epic at everything.

Wow this guy is very Jupednator!

by ItzWalker February 22, 2021