Joystick

A type of ice-pop/popsicle similar to a Mr. Freeze. Comes in different colours, shapes and sizes.

Hey! Look at all them guys sucking their joysticks!

Can I have a taste of your joystick?

Want some of my joystick, baby?

by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

Joysticking

Sexual act in which an inexperienced female jacks a guy off, flailing his meat around like a joystick.

Guy 1 "Bro! Trish just whacked off my spam javelin last night!"
Guy 2 "Holy duck fuck! Did she joystick it?"
Guy 1 "Dude, she joysticked me so hard she got the joysticking high score"
Guy 2 "Which was..."
Guy 1 "A mouthful of my baby yoghurt"

by trolololololol December 13, 2010

joysticking

the act of fondling one's genitals while playing computer games.

Andrew and Dan were joysticking while playing Age of Empires II.

by Joy Stick April 7, 2008

Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

Jyoti

Light

Light means jyoti

by anonymous November 24, 2021

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

joystick

Nickname for someone who chronically masturbates.

Damn, Leafar plays with himself so much we should call him JOYSTICK.

by Chuck March 6, 2004