Johannah

The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and intelligent. Johannah is very spontaneous and can always brighten up a room when needed . She may be hurting on the inside but she will always find a way to make you smile. She might take a while to warm up to you but once she has it will make all the difference. Johannah isn't only trusting, funny, attractive and spontaneous but she is also truthful, you might not want to hear what she says but when you do you'll understand why you have a Johannah.

David: Hey, did you know that i met a girl last night called Johannah

Syd: Really?

Roger: What's she like?

David: She's amazing i think im in love

by Tyronne April 25, 2021

Johanna

An amazing person who is intelligent, hard-working, and extremely beautiful. She is an outstanding person but does not know it.

Johanna is AWESOME! :D

by AnonymousZ123451242123 October 10, 2011

jobhair

A term coined by Raf Fagsmith, the legendary 18th century explorer, used to describe the coats of grizzly bears he encountered while pioneering the Westcoast of what is now U.S.A. The term combines words from two different cultures; the now archaic European insult "Jew Bear", and the Native American legend Jubhair

"Jobhair... Finest fur this side of the atlantic"
-- Richard Nixon

by Baggage Rash June 7, 2004

Johannisburg Pinto

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.

Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

Johannyliz

Johannyliz is kinda shy. But when she trusts you, you will see her true colors. You can tell being her friend or not she always working hard and gets straight A's always. Johannyliz can sometimes get you mad but everyone gets you mad at some point, but she is still amazing. She gives the best advice and is an amazing listener. Johannyliz is one of the most trustworthy people ever. She will be by your side through the good and the bad. She is the best friend to have so when you have her as a friend you better not let her go. She has a kind heart, and sometimes she can't say no. She falls for people kinda easily so you better take care of her. But when she needs to shes tough. But in general, Johannyliz is an EXTREMELY AMAZING person, she is rare and unique like her name but when you find one don't let her go.

Johannyliz Is Rare and Unique, and an Amazing Person To Have Around.

by em10909 March 17, 2020

jaohar

A dumbshit person who’s full of himself, he thinks he’s the king of the world with his narcissistic ass hOlE but in reality he’s just a normal child

Hey you look like your names jaohar you peice of ass shmeat

by Big_Dick_Ky June 3, 2020

Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".

Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.

by dreepos March 30, 2023