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Jonacide

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)
by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009
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jockario

the word best decribing a jock- the cocky dousch bag type of jock with jelled hair and fake tans and who act totally bro.
Nick: hey look at mike over there in his affliction shirt and fake tan.

Nate: what a fuckin jockario.. lets beat him with a bat.
by gnarly nick January 15, 2010
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jankarlo

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Jonabum

Jonabum: describes a person being silly and messing around at the same time.
( the act of someone being silly and messing around )
Hey Jonny you look like a fat gorilla combined with a horse
Jonas stop being such a jonabum
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Jonah Question

A question that often goes beyond the scope of what is currently being learned. This question requires a lengthy explanation from the instructor, effectivly robbing other students of help.
Man, ANOTHER Jonah Question!?!?! I've had to piss for two hours!
by Doostien June 29, 2008
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Jonah

A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.
Your name is Jonah.
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