Jonas

Jonas is a special dude. He’s sweet, caring, will always listen to you, and offer his honest opinion. Not to mention, he’s pretty hot. He works hard and is resilient and smart. He gives you advice when you don’t know what to do and need help. He’s funny and sarcastic, and knows how to make you laugh until your chest hurts. He makes an amazing boyfriend and will truly be your best friend. Talking to him is like taking a pause from the world and drama, and taking a second to relax and enjoy being with him. I love Jonas, he’s amazing! 💗

Girl, “I think I’ve fallen in love.”
Friend, “Yup! That’s Jonas for you.”

by hotmutantninja March 5, 2020

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Jonah

The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you. The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.The one that is indescribable

love ya jonah

by RosieJones:P May 26, 2015

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nenos jona

An assyrian who was born in iraq and moved to england at a young age. Usually owns a 106 or corsa.

"Hey look at that nenos jona in that corsa"

by number 111 June 3, 2009

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Jonah

He's one of the best people to know. Something to describe a Jonah is brilliant and nerdy. They are the people who when they see something they like they hold on to it. Such as playing the clarinet or beating everyone at Super Smash Bros since he learned the skills pretty quick. They care about the littlest things you say and love to talk to people. If you have a problem, they help solve in a flash. They can be shy at first, but once you get to know them they open up pretty easily. They are mature when they can or have to be, but can be allot of fun. Overall it's a person that you definitely want to meet in the future and want to hang around more

"Holy crap, Jonah is so great at everything he does. And an overall great person"

by Fermatatime September 28, 2019

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Jonas Secrets

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.

Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?

by RUCreepin December 22, 2008

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jonah lomu

The best rugby player to have ever lived. From New Zealand. He is the man, however he unfortunately passed away recently because of kidney complications

"Who's the best rugby player in the world?"
"Jonah Lomu of course!"

by Liam the Man April 17, 2016

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