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my nigga jon

Stuck he's dik in a fan and fucking duead
Damn my nigga Jon stuck he's dik in a fan he's dead
by Blurry vison May 19, 2018
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jon lajoie

johnattan lajoie, canadian comedian who got famous making awesome videos on the internet.
check ou his youtube channel "jonlajoie" .
"My favorite toy when I was a kid was this motherfuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with this motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex in the Sears Catalog and then I played with MY motherfucker all day long, about 10 times a day man ! All year long !"

"Notin speacial bout me motherfucka !"

- Jon Lajoie, from his song Everyday Regular Normal Guy 1&2
by alansfr April 6, 2008
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Jon Benet Pâté

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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jon ed

A scouse lad, preferably from bootle who thinks he’s a gansta, smokes polly an calls his mums fella a fat victim.
Lad did ye see tha little Jon ed by ours ?
Ye lad, can tell he’s a Jon ed by his ket wig.
by RUAM96 December 19, 2019
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jon cozart

An amazing guy who does these really funny youtube videos my favorite is after ever after he is an amazing singer and a comedian and he's really creative
That guy is hilarious he must be Jon cozart
by Katia M III October 30, 2013
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Jon Snow

by Xxxdepy July 24, 2016
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jon luvelli

One of the most influential people in the entertainment industry today. Consults, writes for Major as well as independent artists, actors. Very private person, that keeps a very low profile. He has written for TV shows, acted as a child actor in Film. Jon has also been in the rap industry for years helping out independent artists, he is known as the Guru. He has created inventions that help everyday use. It seems there nothing this man can't do a "Jack of all Trades" but a "Master of All".

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Songwriter, rapper that has helped out alot of independent rap artists. aka Jon Luvelli. A rapper himself that refuses to release tracks to any major label, but is said to have hundreds of tracks. Known in for the tracks "Sorry Homie aka Sorry I fucked your bitch", "Pimpin Ain't Easy", "Take Dat", and song forced on him by record label politics "Mamacita", and a few more, which he refused to support and only did one take on the song.
Also ran an adult magazine called "Swingers". Claims Cali, Arizona and Missouri as his homes.
"always though she was lookin at me with some x-ray wishes just ta peep da LD, didn't wanna show er U.S. GRADE A Beef, otherwise she'd be all ova me... excert from the song "SORRY HOMIE" LUVELLI a.k.a Jon Luvelli 2001
by JerodtheThespian July 30, 2006
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