Jon

A faggot that steals everyones food

Mom: a made a pizza!

*jon eats it all*

by Motherfing true August 17, 2013

jons

A big cuddly panda bear type animal originally from malaysia but often seen habitating in the deep regions of 'wales'. enjoys nothing more than; fancy ties, telling people about his fancy ties, being angry and loving all things welsh.

that jons looks so hugable, i would give him hugs more often if he wasn't so angry and hugging other welshies.

by AliDawe September 06, 2006

The Jon

A re-rack in beer pong in which 5 cups are racked in two parallel lines. Originated at FSU

The Jon Illustration

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by Man Pong June 30, 2011

Jon

Cumbersome (difficult to deal with due to size and weight). Is also a big dick.

The movers said that the piano is very jon.

by Diana & Sheila July 11, 2008

A JON

A large Chubacca looking person that is a completely un-organized mess,They ten to have careers in HILO driving and sticker making as well.

That guy at Costco who knocked over all the carts in the Hilo looked like such A JON

by balla and smk September 14, 2007

Jon

A gay fag, sex-crazed, perverted fucking bitch. Is obsessed with awful memes, jerking off to incest porn, his bisexual friends, and not shutting the hell up. Jon has pale skin and always has so much acne.

This boy is a fuckboy fag, he must be Jon!

by kurly kue kouldn't kare less September 01, 2017

Jon

COMPLETE MAN WHORE!
if you are "pretty" have two legs and a pussy he is after you.
and then dont let these "Jons" get inside your mind becasue they will crush your heart then use the little pieces as confittee.

Jons are ussualy very out going and know as a laddies man. can seem to get any girl he wants.

Cheyenne: hey what do you think about Jon?
Miranda: complete manwhore. tears gurls apart. despise him.
Cheyenne: I know right!

by angelandprincess25 June 19, 2011