Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Johaila

The sweetest, beautiful and understanding girl you would ever meet. She is a very helpful lady who helps her family, friends and also her lover. She may feel lonely at times but still smile even in hard times. She is a person who would make time just to hang out with you.

Guy: Wow, Johaila is as pretty as always.
Girl: I’m so thankful that she understood me.

by A potato unknown August 20, 2018

Johlil

A black guy who is very happy, and also is a really good rapper

Damn he spittin fire he must be a Johlil

by AwesomePerson31 April 16, 2019

johnlyn

Sweet, caring, smart girl who loves everyone. She can be mean sometimes but she is doing it to protect you.
She also does what she wants to do even if she asks for advice. Even is she gets hurt she will keep doing it until she gets it.

She is cute or whatever and her name is rare.
If you have a johnlyn keep her or you will regret it.

You see that girl over there.
Yeah, why

That's my friend johnlyn she left me use her phone to call home.

That was so nice of her.

by Girlsruletheworld February 16, 2020

Johnites

Johnites means A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

Johning It

Being a third wheel of epic proportions. Relates to when there is one less girl than guys, and once everyone's paired off, there's one guy left who awkwardly stands there and draws attention to his awkwardness.

"John, Amelia and Mark were all watching TV. Mark and Amelia started making out. John sat there for a few minutes feeling awkward. Then he made a big show about getting up and leaving."


Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"

by TC lol March 4, 2009

Johnell

A very cool and sweet young man who is the youngest in his class. He does any dare given to him and doesn't pussy out of 98% of his dares, he is what is known as a "savage". He is very attractive and is an MVP that literally never rests. He plays basketball like no other, he is a mini Stephen Curry. He likes to watch horror movies. He gets a new number everyday and likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks. He is honestly outstandingly. Girls jerk off to him. Your mom be riding him :)

Wow, did you hear Johnell, he just crossed up Ryan really badly like a MAD LAD.

Elijah: Wow, that's tough.

by inevitableloser November 24, 2018