Jock

An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.

Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"

by Blahb March 08, 2005

Jock

A jock is someone who is very athletic and doesn't care about others. I don't recommend being a jock.

The jockyest names are : Andrew, Nate, Drew, Jonis, Harry, Allen

That man is such a jock.
Oh, don't be a jock.

by No one will probably see this January 31, 2020

jock

Jocks are people who are at High School, who think that they are better and superior than everyone. They tend to only have about 10 friends, which are on the same sports team as them. And they walk around in groups trying to find people who are different to them, and give them insults or beat them up. And they are complete assholes if you try to talk to them.

normal guy: Hey Matt, how do you manage to do that kick?

Matt Jock: Why the fuck should I tell you? go find some friends you little twat. Your crap at sport.

by MikeDeam August 05, 2006

jock

stupid athletes who happen to be assholes and go absolutely nowhere in life.

Whoa, it's a dumb jock(suprise!)

by A-Man October 19, 2003

jock

A complete douchebag. the guy that shot dimebag darrell was one, thats what happens when jocks get ahold of good music they misinterpret it.

that jock is waste of dna, gatorade should make you sterile.

by Horatio "filthy" Sanchez March 15, 2005

jock

A guy who has no purpose in life other than to play a single sport, and pick on the odd kid.

The jock at my high school talks about how awesome kicking someones ass for no reason, and picks on whoever is not the same as everyone else, or does not think they are awesome. Likes to talk about how awesome getting their bones and others bones broken is.

by Cogitator August 09, 2008

jock

Young... males?(debatable) who believe that their sport is godly and better then any other sport, and that there is no point to life other then to play that sport.

Me: Dude, do you wanna go paintballing with us saterday?
Jock: ...Urghh... *snort* Football!! warghH!!!
Me: ...Ok... nevermind then...

by KoreanPyro888 November 19, 2003