Jizzla

A play on g with izzla added it to. Can also mean being a creature that came from jizz. We were all in jizz at some point.

Hey jizzla how are you doing?

by Jizzla February 2, 2022

JizzlyPuff

Jigglypuff rule 34

Hey man! I only lasted 5 seconds watching JizzlyPuff last night!

by Notbully June 24, 2022

Jizzlator

Narrator for an adult video but you’re also a part of it. So when you’re in the middle narrating the actors come and make you climax.

My friend Aaron is the Jizzlator for my favorite website.

by anonymous April 17, 2024

jizzapulting

the act of using a used condom full of jizz as a catapult

watch out he is jizzapulting

by Les_6789 November 19, 2024

Jizzlam

A loosely codified lifestyle that focuses on effective, ethical, ritualistic masturbation and sex. It could be interpreted as a religion. Developed by a Grand Master Baiter known as Sigma Card as he’s spent thousands of hours chronically gooning to keep his mind clear.

Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, definitions on Urban Dictionary, and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret.

Commandments of Jizzlam:
-Thou shalt not munt.
-Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate.
-You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November.
-Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese.
-Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.

Sorry, Ben can’t goon at our jerknite tonight, it’s November and he’s a Cumslim

Jizzlam be like

by ChicksW/dicks2006 August 3, 2025