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Jizzjamas

When a man is masturbating through the opening in his pajamas and he accidentally cums all over the crotch area.
"Why is his crotch all slimy?"

"He must be wearing some jizzjamas."
by TreatingMyPeep October 19, 2011
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jizzard

A spermacious lizard
Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.
by Orly's October 4, 2005
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Jizzard

The act of one man ejaculating into/onto another mans penis while the other does the same.
"Last night my boyfriend and I had a jizzard in the public bathroom
by Gahd February 21, 2014
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Jizzarrhea

an uncontrolled constant jizzing of the penis
Due to my new, hot girlfriend, I have called into work for the last 3 days with chronic jizzarrhea
by Med Mark April 6, 2010
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jizzfarm

A jizzfarm is a hottie, male or female, that induces sex or masturbation.
I was up all night with pics of that jizzfarm in my head. I'm spent.
by Snow27 October 20, 2011
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jizzard

The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.
Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!
by Andrew aka Dirdy Sanchez September 27, 2003
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jizzard

A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.
"My friend Cory is a jizzard."
by Lenniz August 24, 2006
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