Jimmying

The act of punching a member of the opposite sex in the face.

"She was all up in my grill, so i jimmyed her right in the mouth!"

"He got arrested for Jimmying his wife"

by Kingspaceface March 07, 2012

Jimmys

Trousers with an elasticated waist to make the process of sexual assault that little bit more efficient.

"Apparently that Mr Savile bloke was wearing Jimmys recording a new personal best!"

by design_hero October 18, 2012

Jimmied

The sexual act of ejaculating on someone's face and immediately throwing a fistful of confectioners sprinkles (jimmies) in their face causing them to stick to the ejaculate.

You know that slut Karen? I definitely jimmied her last night and she proceeded to eat every last sprinkle stuck to her face!

by SteveBorough July 23, 2010

Jimmies

The unfortunate byproduct of flatulence during oral sex. Jimmies are a coating of shit particles resembling confectionery sprinkles that result when the receiver of oral sex lays a wet and juicy fart on the giver during the oral sex act.

Depending on the partner with flatulence and any prior sexual acts performed prior to the oral sex, the Jimmies may be of the "chocolate" variety, ie, plain shit; or, if there has been a disturbance to the colon and/or rectum, the Jimmies may be of the "rainbow" variety, ie, red, white and various combinations thereof.

Dude, I was going down on my old lady the other day and she pelted me with with a shot of Jimmies.

by GB2000 March 08, 2010

Jimmy

Another word for a very small penis, often confused with a jimmy hat (meaning condom)

Girl 1 My new boyfriend Steve is such a great guy but there is one really small problem.
Girl 2 What's is it?
Girl 1 He's got a Jimmy
Girl 2 Aww, that's too bad, I'm sure u will find a Jeremy.

by bbepper January 25, 2015

The Jimmy

The Jimmy - a person who is friends with all the girls in class but no one is attracted to him

Eric: woah so many girls in class are friends with me
Jimmy: bruh you’re The Jimmy

by SkunkInATrunk November 07, 2019

Jimmy

A very attractive man with a eye catching smile, usually referred to as a very passionate lover by every woman. Aims to please! He has a genuine kind heart of gold and puts everyone before himself. Really funny, great listener. Very hard to catch but once his heart is captured, he is blind to anyone else. A rare breed indeed.

Sally: Hey jimmy, you want to grab a drink sometime?

Jimmy: aww thanks, I appreciate the offer but I have a girlfriend.

by Ezekiel the prophet December 16, 2018