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Jimmying

The act of punching a member of the opposite sex in the face.
"She was all up in my grill, so i jimmyed her right in the mouth!"

"He got arrested for Jimmying his wife"
by Kingspaceface June 16, 2012
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Jimmys

Trousers with an elasticated waist to make the process of sexual assault that little bit more efficient.
"Apparently that Mr Savile bloke was wearing Jimmys recording a new personal best!"
by design_hero October 18, 2012
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Jimmied

The sexual act of ejaculating on someone's face and immediately throwing a fistful of confectioners sprinkles (jimmies) in their face causing them to stick to the ejaculate.
You know that slut Karen? I definitely jimmied her last night and she proceeded to eat every last sprinkle stuck to her face!
by SteveBorough July 23, 2010
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Jimmies

The unfortunate byproduct of flatulence during oral sex. Jimmies are a coating of shit particles resembling confectionery sprinkles that result when the receiver of oral sex lays a wet and juicy fart on the giver during the oral sex act.

Depending on the partner with flatulence and any prior sexual acts performed prior to the oral sex, the Jimmies may be of the "chocolate" variety, ie, plain shit; or, if there has been a disturbance to the colon and/or rectum, the Jimmies may be of the "rainbow" variety, ie, red, white and various combinations thereof.
Dude, I was going down on my old lady the other day and she pelted me with with a shot of Jimmies.
by GB2000 March 8, 2010
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Jimmy

Another word for a very small penis, often confused with a jimmy hat (meaning condom)
Girl 1 My new boyfriend Steve is such a great guy but there is one really small problem.
Girl 2 What's is it?
Girl 1 He's got a Jimmy
Girl 2 Aww, that's too bad, I'm sure u will find a Jeremy.
by bbepper January 25, 2015
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Jimmy

Jimmy (Jim-EE)
Jimmy is the name for the most amazing person. He is caring, passionate, and courageous like you wouldn't believe. He lights up the room as soon as he walks in. Although it takes some time for him to warm up to people, he is an irreplaceable companion. Jimmy is as sweet to look at (and to taste) as those little sprinkles he was named after. Find yourself a Jimmy.
Person 1: Your name's Jimmy? I love you already.
Jimmy: Awh
by yourfavoritekoala October 19, 2018
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Jimmy

A very lovable person someone u can count on and will always be their for you and very attractive with beautiful hair and a smart person
Did u know Jimmy can keep secrets
by Itz_finally here21 October 28, 2018
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