Jimmying

The act of punching a member of the opposite sex in the face.

"She was all up in my grill, so i jimmyed her right in the mouth!"

"He got arrested for Jimmying his wife"

by Kingspaceface June 16, 2012

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Jimmys

Trousers with an elasticated waist to make the process of sexual assault that little bit more efficient.

"Apparently that Mr Savile bloke was wearing Jimmys recording a new personal best!"

by design_hero October 18, 2012

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Jimmied

The sexual act of ejaculating on someone's face and immediately throwing a fistful of confectioners sprinkles (jimmies) in their face causing them to stick to the ejaculate.

You know that slut Karen? I definitely jimmied her last night and she proceeded to eat every last sprinkle stuck to her face!

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The unfortunate byproduct of flatulence during oral sex. Jimmies are a coating of shit particles resembling confectionery sprinkles that result when the receiver of oral sex lays a wet and juicy fart on the giver during the oral sex act.

Depending on the partner with flatulence and any prior sexual acts performed prior to the oral sex, the Jimmies may be of the "chocolate" variety, ie, plain shit; or, if there has been a disturbance to the colon and/or rectum, the Jimmies may be of the "rainbow" variety, ie, red, white and various combinations thereof.

Dude, I was going down on my old lady the other day and she pelted me with with a shot of Jimmies.

by GB2000 March 8, 2010

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Jimmy

Another word for a very small penis, often confused with a jimmy hat (meaning condom)

Girl 1 My new boyfriend Steve is such a great guy but there is one really small problem.
Girl 2 What's is it?
Girl 1 He's got a Jimmy
Girl 2 Aww, that's too bad, I'm sure u will find a Jeremy.

by bbepper January 25, 2015

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