Circus Jiffy

When a girl gives a blowjob while doing a handstand.

My girlfriend gave me a insane Circus Jiffy last night.

by B@B February 17, 2014

Diffy in the jiffy

Used commonly as slang in the modern videogame League of Legends, popularized by a Twitch streamer Tarzaned and many others, when one of the players in one of 4 lanes (Botlane, Midlane, Toplane, and Jungle) hardly underperforms in the Jungle role or gets outplayed by the enemy player several times, causing the game to be lost before 20-minute margin.

Yassou: Oh no! We have Nightblue3 on our team
Sanchovies: Diffy in the Jiffy it is...

by Chrive May 29, 2020

Jiffy Wiz

A period of time. It is derived from the computer term jiffy, which is a clock (computer) dependent interval of time. It is so short that hundreds of thousand could pass and a human couldn’t even sense it. From the human perspective, with any passage of time the jiffies would just wiz by, hence the term “jiffy wiz”.

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Jiffy-puff

(noun) common result of a sascrotch (unkempt genital grooming) resulting in the elevation of undergarments away from body due to the pressure exerted outward from regional hair.

(1)"man did you see the jiffy-puff on that sascrotch?!?!"
(2)"yea, definitely an index of 2 inches on that one..."

by Cap'n Firecracker December 15, 2009

jiffy bag

a padded envelope in which all kinds of objects can be placed and posted without fear of breaking

I put my crack in the jiffy bag and mailed it to London

by prawnstar69 September 24, 2003

jiffy job

When a male spreads peanut butter on his genitalia and then has his dog lick it off.

Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”

by Dr. Roboto October 18, 2017

Jiffy lust

The euphoric feeling of being the first to open a jar of peanut butter and seeing an untouched surface.

Marlon had a moment of Jiffy lust before he plunged his knife into the new jar of peanut butter.

by An Aries July 2, 2009