the Jetpack

Being the big spoon with a taller girl and releasing flatulence in the process

I‘ve had Taco Bell today, can I be the Jetpack later, Honey?

by EnriqueJVR May 20, 2022

stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024

Jetpacking

Act of cuddling where little spoon becomes big spoon. Essentially the shorter person is on the inside of the couch and the taller person is on the outside.

Tyrone: Baby just hold me.
Shasta: Fer sho lets go Jetpacking than.

by st9man September 6, 2013

velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.

holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010

jetjack

1. adrenaline

Man, is he juiced with jetjack.

by Ultimate Warrior October 18, 2014

jetpacking

a variation of spooning where the guy is the little spoon (also assuming he is the taller partner. Optionally: might allude to the girl being a farter)

A enjoys his gf jetpacking him...

by rabbitmob May 25, 2011

Houston Jetpacked

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker

Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"

by D-Hutch December 31, 2008