Jessica Marie

the name for that irresistibly mysterious girl whom you see around often, yet know nothing about. She thinks about you, cares about you, shows you her flirty side at the same time showing you her bitchy side. She will drop you notes unexpectedly. She demands the best from you while giving you even more than you give her. She loves you unconditionally and will deal with all your baggage. She is confident in herself. She is awesome!

Jessica Marie is a true friend!

by coolgirl1029 December 20, 2016

Jessica

The most fantastic woman in the world. Sexy, intelligent, and entirely irresistible . She knows she is worth it. And she is. She will embrace you for who you are and look out you. She is the best person you could possibly choose to be your friend or partner in life.

Also see: sexy, beautiful, amazing

Jessica is amazing in every way.

by GuyWhoWantsToTreatYouRight April 16, 2017

sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

by Cazz February 6, 2006

Jessica Mae

Beautiful and talented Minneapolis Makeup Artist. Founder of WarPaint International Beauty Agency.

That naturally defining beauty and popped red lip... that's signature Jessica Mae.

by Urban Kozanno April 2, 2017

jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

jessica jones

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.

Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...

by catsy57 June 20, 2016

Jessica

Quiet Around People She Isn't Familiar With But Be Sure If She Is Your Friend She Will Not Shut Up. Her Laugh Will Make Anyones Day Better. Her Smile Will Light Up The Darkest Of Rooms Most Of The Boys Will Have A Crush On Her At Some Point

Boy:Do Any Of You Have A Crush On Jessica
Other Boy : Don't We All

by Big Alex July 21, 2019