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jealous mealous

1. Referred to someone who is in the state of being very strongly envious of someone else's advantages or belongings.

2. Can also be used as a nickname, defined as the above.
1.
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous, don't deny it."

2.
Person 1: "This car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."
by Hazgirl22 May 8, 2008
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jealous bitch

jealous bitch can be used to describe a person (either male or female) or a group of people, showing jealousy about other's acheivement and talk bad around for nonsense.
Chinese A: Japs are provoking China by claiming our Diaoyu Island recently. What a fucked up country?
Chinese B: Those dip shit in the tiny islands cannot handle our GDP overpass them, and their economy is in deep shit now. They are just bunch of jealous bitch.
Chinese A: Yeah, let us nuke those jealous bitch again now.

Chinese B: I will burn my shit honda civic.
by A#131642 September 30, 2012
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drunk jealous

When everyone around you is way drunker and having an awesome time but you're not drunk enough
All my friends were laughing at random things but I didn't get it because I didn't drink as much. I got drunk jealous.
by Tarpon September 14, 2015
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closet jealous

The act of being a jealous person, but not letting others know you are
"Ugh, she's so pretty!"
"I know, I'm closet jealous of her."
by SaltySalmon79 August 6, 2017
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pussy jealous

Someone who doesn't let others get near girl he has, had or want's to have. He tries to have the chosen female all for himself and tries to alienate her from others.
- No! Don't look at Betty like that, she's mine!

- Man, your just pussy jealous.
by black vadi July 6, 2008
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jealous guy

Jealous guy was a song written by John Lennon, in it he is singing about his regret of leaving Yoko Ono for his first wife.
He made the song as a means of reconciliation with Yoko.

Quite possibly one of the best songs ever made by man.
"I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm sorry that I made you cry, I didn't want to hurt you....I'm just a jealous guy.
by Charleiekingstonman August 27, 2007
mugGet the jealous guymug.

Jealous Much?

Strictly speaking, the phrase "Jealous Much?", means "are you very jealous?", that is to say it is question rather than a statement.

By contrast, it can be turned into a statement simply by reversing the order of words. Thus "much jealous" would mean "I am very jealous".

Unfortunately, most people today have a flagrant disregard for proper syntax, and so the distinction between the two has become blurred.

However, the literature on the subject is very unambigous on the matter, and most experts consider the word order to be so important that both question marks in written work, and intonation in speech are irrelevant. That is to say, the question mark may be freely omitted from "Jealous much?" without affecting the meaning, while any stray question marks in "¿Much jealous?"are to be ignored.
Person 1: Jealous much?
Person 2: Much jealous.
Person 1: Would you care to elaborate on that.
Person 2: No.
by God Emeperor May 3, 2011
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