Ja Rule

A very nasty fungus that grows on the bottoms of feet, usually after consuming too much of an alcoholic beverage. It is green, moldy, and continues to reproduce itself in the swells and fat cells of your feet. The cure for Ja Rule is to go to your local doctor and get the pill "Tupac" perscribed to you.

"Friend 1: Yo man, i was clubbin' last night with my friend Fat Joe, and then Shaq came and stole his cheeseburger. Fat joe cried, so i took him home, then when i woke up, I had ja rule on my feet!"

"Friend 2: I've had ja rule before, you need to take a dose of tupac"

by Tyrell Jesse June 5, 2005

Ja-rule

Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti

Ja-Rule, a real wanksta

by G-UnitSoldier December 26, 2005

Ja Rule

A little rat. Look at his rat-face when he laughs.

Fuck Ja Rule

by biatch November 23, 2003

Ja Rule

A wannabe rapper who is rumored to take it up the ass from his barber.

50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003

ja rule

Little rat faced midget piece of shit.

Bob: Wow, that washroom stinks!
Joe: Thats because somebody forgot to flush their ja rule

by DaVeY-KsOiEhAwO February 21, 2005

Ja Rule

fagged muthafucker who don't want no beef. run from it when it come to him. fifty cents destroyed him. now he run his ass to africa thinkin he gonna get love in africa.

bitch, pussy

by reakwan July 21, 2003

Ja Rule Hater

One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).

Make it look like a suicide. Now, kill him.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003