Jane Segismundo

The walking definition of an asshole in real life. Because her face is an ass and her mouth is a hole. So she's literally a walking asshole.

No one's a bigger asshole than Jane Segismundo

by Evilisallthingsyou June 17, 2022

Janae

Janae is a sexy beautiful girl who will fight you if she has to protect someone she cares about . She is amazing funny and loves to make jokes

You need to be strong to get with Janae

1Boy: Jeezzzz is that Janae

2Boy: Yeah but you will never get with her

by Chickenpockslad May 4, 2019

Mary Jane Holland

a synonym for Marijuana in diffrent countries.

Person: Hey guys wanna drink some Mary Jane Holland with me?

by TakeMeToYourPlanet November 24, 2013

Jane

the name of the most beautiful woman in the world, other woman were so jelous of Jane's that they made up a term for Jane's calling them plain because it rhymed and made them feel better about themselves cause they were not names jane and they are ugly.

can be highly taken for granted and care for everyone. If you like one, be honest with her because she cares for people including you and if you hurt her you’ll regret it for a long time.

janes are extremely clever and know more than you think.

janes hate fakes and when people try hard to be someone they’re not just to be cool.

janes are always the girls with the sense of humor in any group

jane's can also be that girl that had a crush on you in high school but you never dated, then she shows up at the reunion lookin all hot and successfull, then you kick your self in the ass for not being nicer to her because now she is hot and wont give you the time of day.

jane's are better then everyone, and are usually associated with class and wealth and beauty

the hot girl next door that you grew up next too is always named, or should always be named jane

“Wow, I should never have let Jane go.”

by MATSMO June 11, 2019

Jane

The most amazing, beautiful, intelligent, funny, just over all perfect girl you will ever meet. Everyone is always jealous of her and always wants to hang out with her. She always knows what to say in awkward situations, and she's so fun to be around. If you're friends with a Jane, you are a very lucky man.

Person 1: I wish I could be like Jane!
Person 2: Yeah, she really knows how to get the party going.

by SALERMI Man March 12, 2015

The Mary Jane Brothers.

A secret, exclusive group of intelligent, very attractive young men who meet to drink alcohol, smoke high grade marijuana and ponder the meaning of life amongst other key philosophical matters which only they can decide upon how to fix using their own brand of pot head infused mayhem.
Last known members of this secret society were Gin Man, Captain Pot-head, Munch, Sketch, O.D, J.D, Stiffy, Dr. Green and part-time member O.D - 182.
They have also been known to have 'mad' freestyle rap 'skillz'.

(This exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything Spiderman related).

Man i was sooo hammered last night, but nothing compared to those guys from The Mary Jane Brothers.

by JD (MJB) August 2, 2012

gi jane

(1) Reference to a female member of the U.S. Armed Forces
(2) Nickname for a girl who's really into the military, very gung-ho or athletic, strong and aggressive; breaks into a traditionally all-male occupation or hobby.
(3) Name of a 1997 film featuring Demi Moore who plays a female Naval officer that successfully makes it through Navy SEAL training.

"Ever since she started with that corporate boot camp program, she thinks she's GI Jane."

by TJ Kim September 27, 2004