dirty jalapeno

The act of going down to perform oral sex on a girl after being maced or pepper sprayed in the face.

The condition of the vagina after receiving oral sex from person who was previously maced in the face.

“My girl maced me when she was mad so I went down on her to apologize but ended up giving her a dirty jalapeno.”

by not_a_fan_of_mace February 4, 2018

Jalapeno Popper

A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love giving you head. Now I want you to give me a jalapeno popper," said Suzie.

by E-BombNYC May 15, 2008

jalapeno slider

Giving someone a jalepeno slider consists of fucking them in the ass and then leaving in a slice of jalapeno. When they take an already painful post anal shit it will burn even more due to the jalapeno juice.

'what did you do with that ugly girl Cindy last night?"
"We had some kinky sex and then I gave her a jalapeno slider>'
"You are a cruel man"

by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008

Holy Jalapeno Batman

A term used when anything is exceptionally crazy, intriguing, or spicy.

Holy Jalapeno Batman, that dude has man-boobs!

by speediesnail September 25, 2005

jalaysia

the type of girl that makes you love bein in a relationship with and never want to leave.

Jalaysia and Alex meet in school and knew it was love at first sight,ever since that day they been together for ever.

by jalay10 May 27, 2011

jalapeno popper

A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.

All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!

by pink lady c January 26, 2013

Jalapeno Hot Dog

The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.

- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.

Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"

by Bean 63 July 3, 2006