Jacknicholsophobia

The Intense fear of Hollywood actor Jack Nicholson, due to his goulish voice, and serial killer appearance. Qften causes lack of sleep.

(man)> I just watched "Anger Management", now nightmares make me restless, and i wake up screaming in a cold sweat.
(man)>whats wrong with me doc?
(Doctor)> Im quite sure you suffer from Jacknicholsophobia. Im going to prescribe you some lunesta, but the best cure is to just shoot yourself because he will always haunt your dreams.

by CHoulBAMF08 August 17, 2007

jackanine

When a jackass pulls an asinine move.

the very act of his arrival, after having allienated everyone, was just jackanine.

by NKBrat March 7, 2008

jacking my balls

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

by Stphano April 22, 2011

Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.

I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?

by Mouskey March 30, 2011

Jacking

Lowkey fucking with it. Idk some new york slang.

"I'm jacking it"

by doesnotunderstandslang April 4, 2021

myspace jackin

MySpace jackin happens when a dude finds a really hot picture of a girl and, you guessed it, pleasures him self to it

Last night, Jeff decided not to go out, but spent an hour MySpace jackin to some pictures of an underage girl that he didn't even know

by Turbo_86 August 19, 2006

Jacking Off

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner

I can't believe he's jacking off into Red Nova Dragon.

by Jack Atlas, Master of Faster April 11, 2022